GOOD HELP IS HARD TO FIND

MAY I BE YOUR "GUY FRIDAY"?

STEALING FOLDERS IS HARD WORK

DEPOSIT ENVELOPES TASTE BETTER THAN FOLDERS
WAIT...I ALMOST HAVE IT
HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID
I'LL MAKE SURE THIS MACHINE IS CAT SCANNED YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE HEY YOU...GET OFFA' MY DESK. I WAS HERE FIRST

There's never a dull moment around here, especially if I have a lot of paperwork to complete. I was paying bills online today but the process took twice as long as it should have. I had a tribe of helpers scattering papers and envelopes like confetti and typing in their own numbers and letters as I attempted to reply to emails. They had a wonderful time playing and I actually enjoyed watching their antics. Everytime I left my chair to pick up papers or retrieve an envelope, one or two of my furry companions hopped into my computer chair and waited for a "ride". Yes, I indulged them. Cody and Elliot are the ones who most like to twirl in the chair. Before we begin our ritual, I tell them to, "hang on tightly", and they always comply. I swivel them a few turns in one direction, then a few in the other. I don't want them to become dizzy. They love to ride in the chair and it just occured to me that might be part of the reason I wasn't able to accomplish all I set out to do today. The cats had fun and so did I...and the chair needs to be replaced anyway.