Thursday, January 8, 2009

CRAFT-A-HOLICS ANONYMOUS 12-STEP PROGRAM

Craftaholics Anonymous 12-Step Program
(attributed to Shirley Thomas of : http://Craftsayings.com 2001)

1. I will not stuff craft supplies into every corner of my house.
2. I will not keep nine projects going at one time.
3. I will not buy more buttons, lace or fabric when I have a ton at home.
4. I will not let my crafting area look like it should be condemned.
5. I will not relegate the kitchen table to crafts.
6. I will not attend craft shows just to "pick up more ideas".
7. I will not stock up on more craft supplies just because they are on sale.
8. I will not go off on a tangent when anyone mentions that little word "import".
9. I will not let my crafting distract me from fixing dinner.
10. I will not stay up all night crafting.
11. I will not save dryer lint, empty cereal boxes, detergent scoops, etc.
12. I will not buy every craft magazine I see.
13. I will not make promises I cannot keep. See you at the next craft show!

2 comments:

Shellmo said...

I need to print this list out for my mother - a few of them made me laugh out loud!

Kady said...

Hi Shelley - they made me laugh too, maybe because they hit too close to home. LOL. Thanks for reading . . . Kady